"Spew?" said Harry, picking up a badge and looking at it. "What’s this about?"
"Not spew,” said Hermione impatiently, “It’s S-P-E-W. Stands for the Society for the Promotion of Elfish Welfare.”
The Magic Begins
↳ 8: A scene you wanted to be in the movies: S.P.E.W.
What you didn’t hear, Thomas, was there’s a woman just down there who went just like “Oh, my God! He is so cute!”